George Bush Tests Positive For Marijuana

Heavyweight fighter George Bush has tested positive for majijuana after his fight against Ricco Rodriguez.

Bush, who fought Rodriguez at the first Yamma Pitfighting event, has recently learned the news, despite it being over a month since the event took place. Bush responded to the charges by saying

"I accept full responsibility for my actions, and I assure the fans that this will never happen again."

Bush has not been fined for the incident, and has been suspended for 90 days by the New Jersey State Athletic Commission. This punishment seems suprisingly lenient after fighters have been handed down much more severe punishments for the same thing from other commissions.